The Harlot: Archive

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honey-letsbone: I’m really not a mean person. But I’m pretty vulgar and I curse way too much for my own good. I don’t mean it, honestly I don’t but it just comes out. So when I accidently call one of the white girls, “A fucking bitch cause your shoes are so fucking pretty” I sound like a dick.

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ayemceee: Why is this song so good?

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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom: 

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fleshliterature: but 60 in a 45 right in the middle of the afternoon is kinda asking for it Forreals. I only pull that shit in the middle of the night. haha

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Dear 2011,

What the fuck, bro. You started out as a good year, then you just went downhill. I’ve had bad luck with men, my job got crappier, and a friendship has been torn. Washington didn’t work out and I still don’t have my own car. I thought you were going to be my fucking year. Especially after what happened in 2009. But no, you deciding to be a cock sucking cunt and make my life hell....

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katdracula asked: I work at Pizza Hut! Okay, but seriously, sorry you lost your job :(

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So my boss tried to give me a write up without discussing the reason why. I showed up to work and they tried to make me sign it. I told them no. First off, it was not discussed why I was getting one in a proper way. Second, I’m not going to be forced to sign a write up when I didn’t do shit. I did my job, why we have loss of product? I don’t know. I do my job right. So I told my...

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